My thoughts during Crossfit -

1.   Why did I get up, I was so cozy?
2.   I want to beat up the person who invented wall balls.
3.   I'm starving!  
4.   I'm pretty sure squats and burpees will kill me.
5.   Oops - my bad!  I wore the wrong bra, I can't do box jumps or run.
6.   WTF - were we thinking?
7.   WTF - That movement is not normal in my life.
8.   Holy crap, I finished the workout, but going to be late to that meeting!
9.   We got this, we got this, we got this.....
10.  Chad said to eat, but he didn't say no cheeseburgers or fries!
11.   Or cheesecake!
12.   I'm going to throw up, no don't throw up, uhh yeah I'm going to throw up.
13.   My legs feel like rubber bands there's NO WAY I can run.  
14.  Thank god I have a meeting this morning and can't finish the workout.